…and thats the last seal of the Apocalypse.

A terrible crime is being committed in our contemporary society. It goes against the most basic laws of nature and morality…our well has been poisoned by the urine of unfathomable abomination! The future of our society hangs in the balance, and yet here continues dastardly sins against the sanctity of marriage!!!!

I blame Steve Jobs.




Apparently now there is a dating site for Apple fans!! Zune, Zen, iRiver, and Dell owners look away, the streets will soon be rampant with iCouples walking around sticking earbuds in each other's orifices and fingering one another’s Pods and Pads in broad daylight!

 I don’t have anything in particular against Apple. I personally own a Sony Laptop and I quite prefer Windows and Open Source apps to Apple products, and I own a Zune HD which I absolutely love. Apple has given us many things: they reinvented the wheel, pioneered MP3 players, gave the physics lab at University of Illinois the SHITTIEST computers ever made, but also made some really cool new computers (even if it did take them forever to realize that hardware updates are a good idea.)

On the other hand, I find “religious” Apple fans to be the most annoying, arrogant, and biased people on the planet. I say religious because that’s what this has turned into. Every white plastic-wrapped piece of silicon and glass that comes out of the Apple factory is worshiped until the new model comes out…which is actually the same exact thing but they decided to put a camera into the pre-designated camera space.

Anyway, the story at hand really speaks for itself. Some fans are so hard-core that they wouldn’t think to date somebody who wasn’t as fanatical about Apple as they were.

You would think relationships should be based on commonalities concerning politics, or religion, or even friggin’ dog breading. Nope, not for an iDouch…